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Convo on Mark Reads Twilight that spawned this:


mebeforee said:
I always wondered about Bella's body hair after she was changed... she's been bedridden so long that I can't imagine she's been shaving, but vampire bodies seem to be invincible, so how could she shave that hair off? It would just break any razor she took to it! Will she be hairy-legged for all eternity? Will she and just have to accept that, if it happens that their hair still grows, they will be forced to cut each other's hair with their teeth?

lossthief: 02/05/2010 8:18 PM
I like to imagine that the venom venom also acts like Nair and takes out all of their body hair, unless the want *ahem* "style" some of it (Maybe in a lightning bolt? You know something classy) and also acts as hair gel so they can always have their hair "just right" to pull off that "privileged, pretentious, Anglo-Saxon asshole" look

hchano: 02/05/2010 8:46 PM
[@mebeforee] I gotta be honest here -- that's the most disturbing thing I've ever read in relation to Twilight Questions. But at the same time, it makes so much fucking sense. LOL

lossthief: 02/05/2010 9:12 PM
Perhaps they do what cats do, and just lick the hair off? (Yes, I know cats don't do that to shed, but I wanted to keep the kitty motif going.)

hchano: 02/05/2010 9:23 PM
I about said, "awww" but then I imagine Rpattz licking his chest hair and I shuddered.

I curse my overactive imagination. Thanks to this conversation, I will prolly have to draw this disturbing image now lmao.








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*TonomuraBix Feb 8, 2010
ROFL OMG XDDD

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*Tigershark06 Feb 6, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LMFAO! I knew this was going to be funny!

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~Narrenzauber Feb 6, 2010
o_O

Omg! XD That's so funny.

Well, I read all the books, but in the end I wasn't satisfied. <.< It was not the best vampire story I've read... And now I am asking me why I've read it...

Nevertheless: That scribble is cool! XD
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~hchan Feb 6, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
lmaoo yeah. I read them all too. I enjoyed books
1-3, because it was mindless enjoyment, yanno xD?
Even tho afterward, I noticed all the annoying plot
holes and stuff and I hated Bella and Edward, I
still enjoyed reading it... but book 4 was just
trash D: I didn't enjoy anything about it, even
back when I was reading them for fun. XD; Yanno?
Just bad :<

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~Narrenzauber Feb 6, 2010
Oh yeah... Book 4... A friend of mine told me that there would be a fight at the end of the book. So all of it was boring, but because she said this I read it until the end... And there wasn't a real fight. T_T I was waiting and waiting... and then the end came. -_-

I loved book 2, because Bella suffered a lot. I don't know why it was like that. oO
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